Santa's A Fat Bitch Lyrics

Santa Claus, suck my balls
Drunk as hell, ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid
Hahaha...uhh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sac like gimme gimme
I know that's he's coming, he's coming, he must
Lookin up nothing but rust, dust
Turned on my TV the very next day
I see you getting paid, leading the parade
I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my 9 go click
Santa's a fat bitch!
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fucker)
Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (Oooh, my undertaker)
I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth
Yeah, I got something to say about Saint Nick
Fuck that hoe
He never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cupboard
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for christmas is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could ya help me out?
Should of known I get the short end of the stick
No kind of gift, I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
It's all because
Santa was a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He's gonna fuck you and then your mom)
Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (Big red bitch, you're gonna die)
I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth
Ho Ho Ho
Don't go that way, Rudolph
That's the ghetto
Those boys and girls don't deserve anything
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where ya been?
I see ya got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph he don't bring the sleigh my way
Nothing but coal and dirt for little J
I guess ya couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to lose some of that fat ass, uhh
All the little rich boys, they get paid
Counting their toys and ducats they made
Me, I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Too much McDonalds)
Another year and I ain't get shit (Mrs. Claus eat my balls)
If I hear him land on my roof (Fat dead bitch in a big red coat)
I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth
Twas the night before Christmas and everything's wack
Not a creature stirring but a fucking rat
I ain't hearing Jingle Bells
I ain't hearing nothing
Ain't smelling no turkey
Sure as hell ain't no stuffing
All night I prayed, wished and prayed
This fat motherfucker would swing my way
And drop of soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Yep, yep, I knew it
The shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit
House, and be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof)
I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit (I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (Woohoohoohoohoo)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth
He got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile
A bright red hat you can see for a mile
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
Here comes Santa Claus again