Santa's Creepy Secret Lyrics

spoiled one got your heart sethoping for a brand new bikegetting anxious just you wait and seemommy please, everybody's got onei hope you like working'cause it's never gonna comeyou promised mesomeone's telling liesthey used to lie to mesomeone's telling liesexpectation from the chimneyfreaking disguisebecause with lots to seetinsel dreams of what they promised mei'm on a merry go missionwith a carousel teami hate to be the onethere is no santa clausno santa clausi hate to be the one that tells youdon't believe in phony fairy talesgamma ray gunspace flight to six tenflying over your headheaded straight to your friendyou're so luckynow you're all grown upwith a badge and a gunfighting crime in decemberbrings you tainted memoriesif you got what you wantedthen you might be niceyou'll get your christmas wishwhen you sleep with a fishi hate to be the onethere is no santa clausi hate to be the onethat tells youdon't believe in phony fairy talesspace flight to six tenso holiday cheerto the fine reindeerand all the other crapthat goes with thati'm sorry to sayso be careful whose lap you sit uponyou just might turn kris kringle onyour whispers they may, may, mayyou'll get your christmas wishwhen you sleep with a fish