Sargasso Bar Lyrics

Couple in the corner

Now she's crying on his shoulder

Well they're a couple of Modern Lovers

Sort of Kevin and Isolde

She's embarrassed by his footwear

He's embarrassed by her hair

But he doesn't really care

He says it's murder staying emotionally aware

He's another Lost Soul

But he's only come here to die

And get high



In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar



Big John in the wooly

Football training in the evening

Well he got married married married

Now he only thinks of leaving

And he's surrounded by the blubber

Watch the terylene stretching

As he makes a point about his car

When you're on miles to the gallon

You know where you are

And he's here every night, he's such a regular guy

He gets high



In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar



We came in from the rain

Now we're surrounded by the Eels of Death

Everyone nervous and everybody couldn't care less

We raise our glasses in 2/4 time

We study the latecomers as they slither in beneath the door

About this time of the night

There's more and more and more and more

Well, give them ten minutes then they all go home to die

Cos they're so high



In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar

In the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar, the sargasso bar