Saving Betty Picture Face Lyrics

Backwards Betty lives a backwards life

She's obsessed with Grazia and carving knives

The wind in the willows is flowing through her hair

She doesn't really care cos her face is a picture

Her face is a picture

Her face is a picture

Her face is a picture

She's trying to get with ya

But her face is a picture

In a plastic frame and the usual fixtures

Got one boogie board where we like to boogie

Boogie woogie on the bed when she's screaming screw me

Visions in the morning get her stomach turning

L'oreal, Clearasil, Maybelline, get your fill



Come with me we'll take a trip to Mars

Get your face in the Mirror

Get your name in the Star

Watch your value burn up in the Sun

Make a name for yourself in front of everyone

Be my assistant and I'll cut you in two

Then I'll put you back together you'll be as good as new

Trust in me I'll take you to the top

Take me by the hand and then the party won't stop



Call the lovers, fighters and a witness

To inform the world of who you've been with

It's a tragedy when you're on your own

Find the values in your mothers bosom

And swap them for your indecision

Let your vanity find it's own way home



I will be the dragon crying rainbow tears

I will care for your interest for a thousand years

I will watch over you wherever you go

Cos your face is a picture..let the whole world know

Money and friends will be a thing of the past

Cos your face is a picture we'll be having a blast

Caviar breakfast in a gold plated yacht

They'll be taken aback by all the power you've got



Call the lovers, fighters and a witness

To inform the world of who you've been with

It's a tragedy when you're on your own

Find the values in your mothers bosom

And swap them for your indecision

Let your vanity find it's own way home





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