School'd Lyrics

Now I Know My ABC's
Next Time Wont You Sing With Me
A-a-a-b-a
A-a-a-b-a
a-b-c's
Smart Ass, Done Graduated
A Life Time Of School And Were Glad You Made It
Ump-teen Years Of Learning Your Fall Through
So We Brought You Things School Really Taught You

A- A Is For That Adderal
You Took 'Cause You Studied Habits Bad And All
And You Were Off Chugging That B- For Beer
And I C That You Got Another D On That Exam
'Cause You Showed Up Hungover From Drinking
Instead Of Hitting Books You Took A Hit Of E Singing

We Dont Need Not Edumacation
F The Library Lets Go Get Wasted
Aww G Wizz Now You Cant Even Pass
Why?
'Cause You Came H- For Hungover From Last Night
'Cause School Just Aint What It Seems To Be
Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?

Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You

Aww No School Gave You Issues
So I Represent Your Narcissism
When You Call Your Parents And They Ask Whats Up
You Say I Need Some Money
Or I Need A Hug
And You Hate It 'Cause Your So J- For Jated
Those Privet School Kids Done Already Made It
There Always Far Ahead
And They Always Have The Way
So Take That Adderal But Drugs Are Bad Mmm,k
But When You Question School As An Investment
Remember Getting All That L-For Love As A Freshmen
Which Brings Me To M
All That Marihuanau And You Tried With Your Friends
In Your Bedroom Smoking
Feeling Down On Yourself
O And Remember When You Wished You Had Some Wealth
So You Can Skip Class And Live For Free But
Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?

Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You

P- Is For The Party And You Better Enjoy It
Because You'll Soon Be In The Q At The Unemployment
Like Yo Are You Waiting On The Government Cheese?
'Cause I Swore I Heard You Went And Got Your Degree
You Should'a S- For Studied More
Your Could'a Gotten Far
Instead Of Chugging Long Island T's At The Bar
You Took The Easy Course
You Barley Had To Read It
And Like
U- Thats For Underwater Basket Weaving
You Lost Your V-Card Like You Didn't Really Need It
But
W- For Writing Papers Using Wikipedia
Remember Your X That You Met A The Cagger
You'll Forget What You Studied But You'll Never Forget Her
So Why'd You Waste Your Time Doin' All That Thinking
When You Didn't Get Your Z's 'Cause You Were Out Drinking

Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?

Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh
This Is What Your School Really Taught You
Now Take Your Ass Back To Class

(Thanks to Ruth for these lyrics)