Scotland Lyrics

I'd like to go to Scotland
I'd like to wear a kilt
I'd like to show off my two legs
And do just what I wilt
I'd like to go to Scotland
And show off my two thighs
I'd like to wear a mini kilt
And poke you in the eyes

I'd like to go to Scotland
And be so very bad
And wear a micro mini kilt
Of plaid