Semen Song Lyrics

It was Friday night and i was dreamin I woke up again swimmin in my semen I grabbed the remote paused the porno movie I tried to get up but the sheets were stickin to me I was in a cold sweat, must of lost 10 pounds I'm a one pump chump, I cant go 10 rounds Just when I thought my problems were done Mom walked in the room to add to all the fun She asked me what was wrong,I didn't know waht to do Told her it was nothing, she laughed and left the room I ripped up off the sheets the night light wasn't workin Aimless in the dark tripped over the Jergen's I walked upstairs hopped in the shower Woke up the house, I'm in there for an hour Now its 3 AM and I'm sleepin on the floor Finally decided no more late night porn