Sex, Drugs, And RRSP Lyrics

As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n' roll

Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold

7 figure income from a 6 string guitar

Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars



And then it happened when my record went gold

Then I'm thinkin' what will I do when I get old

Can't live forever as the king of rock

That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks



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I've got

Sex, drugs, & RRSPs

I'm a rock n' roller with financial security

Sex, drugs, & RRSPs

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equities



I'm a modern rebel with a cause

I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws

Fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone

While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone



On stage I run around like some animal

But all my money's in a compound annual

This life is dangerous but I don't care

Because I've got insurance on my guitar and my hair



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We used to be such a happy band

Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan

But Phil choked on his vomit

And then Nick choked on his vomit

And then Stan choked on his vomit

And then so did Bob...

What a bunch of idiots



Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me

Cuz now I'm getting all their royalties

They would have spent it on women and booze

But me I've got commodities that just won't lose



Anything in life that I appreciate

Is any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate

My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high

Rock n' roll and real estate will never die



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