Sex, Drugs & Country Music Lyrics

Met this girl at a honky tonk
I caught her staring at my balls
We talked a lot did a couple shots
I was fingering her before they said last call

Now we're at the Motel 6
Got a bunch of good coke in a line
And I'm fucking her from behind
And we're listening to Patsy Cline

Sex, drugs & country music
Man that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs & country music
Only three things I ever wanna do

3 AM she passed out
I stayed up staring at her tits
Sun came up hungover as fuck
Must have woke her up with my fucking loud ass piss

She rolled over with her morning breath
And said she'd like something to eat
So I gave her a piece of this meat
Played a little Waylon, smoked a bunch of weed

Sex, drugs & country music
Man that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs & country music
Only three things I ever wanna do

I'm sick of all these pussy-ass rock star try-hards
Trying to be like me
They call it sex, drugs & rock-and-roll
But the sayin' oughta be

Sex, drugs & country music
Man that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs & country music
Only three things I ever wanna do
Yeah the only three things I ever wanna do