Sex Wars Lyrics

We were soldiers in a bloody sex war
Without a clue 'bout what we'd signed on for
But we fought the good fight and we fucked each other down
I sucked the venom out of your bite
Went back for another round of your sloppy, sloppy buffet
Watching the chips falling where they may
And we tried it my way, then we tried it yours
Stopping traffic on the highway with our public intercourse

Of course we didn't now didn't we
And there was no remorse, no regrets of any kind
We were so unsightly but we paid no mind
It was a sex war
And we were watching it unwind
From our front row seats on the front lines
And we were wide eyed, shell shocked and messed up
Cracked actors ready for our close up

Huh!

We were fighting for a purpose future
For every man, women, child and computer
And we had instructions so we marched into the fray
Where I sampled your love suction and you showered in my spray
And you didn't know who you were shooting at
I didn't care that your boobies were boobie trapped
We were all in this together, it was just like Vietnam
Except with a whole lot more leather
And a whole lot less napalm

Less Napalm!!

We watch and wonder as the enemy gets under the seething ends of our bayonets
It was a sex war
No truce in sight
Sending home body bags on every cargo flight
And we were killing machines letting all our guns fly
Sex marines sempify

Our hearts racing every night as we hunker
In the dirty confides of our love bunker
This is a sex war
And we aint going a war
Letting god sort 'em out after we kill 'em all
And we were over stimulated American heroes
Fighting to prevent the next sex ground zero
Notified by unwanted knocks upon your front door
Fresh kills
Casualties of sex wars!