She Doesn't Like Me Lyrics

She doesnt like me well never get married.
She doesnt like me well never have kids.
She doesnt like me thats why she always tells me
Maybe we should just be friends.
She doesnt like me, my arms are too hairy.
She doesnt like me I dont have tits.
She doesnt like me because I got a wiener, two balls,
And Im not a chick.
Well, I got this vibe like she had something to hide,
So I looked deep inside
Didnt think that I would find that my girlfriend was gay
So I thought to myself Hey!
Ill try to get her in a three-way.
Maybe Ill get her in a three-way.
My girlfriends a lesbian