She Is Loaded Lyrics

She's got so much of that decimal stuff
I'll fall in love if I try hard enough

Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded

She says that I'm daft, and I know
I threw her food on the lino
She hit me, felt a rhino
But she is loaded

There was a time when she did reign me, content
How she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me hell!

I'll sue her, try to make this stick:
The fact that she is sadistic
My nose was straight 'til she kissed it
But she is loaded

There was a time when she did reign me, content
How she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me hell!

Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded
She is loaded
She is loaded!