Short Fat Fanny Lyrics

I was slippin and slidin with a long tall Sally Peekin' and a hidin',duck back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up,don't wanna dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fanny One day while I was visitin' at Heartbreak Hotel That's where I met Fanny and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever She's my tutti frutti,I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes Well at a honky tonk party just the other night Fanny got jealous and she started a fight At the club I was dancin with Mary Lou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fanny she's my hearts desire Short Fat Fanny sets my soul on fire On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill