Sh*t Faced - (Skit) Lyrics

[DAD: Talk]
I might be late to pick you guys up,
Why do you have a job interview today daddy,
No honey I... I probley be way too drunk,
Ahh... that's good we don't want you drinking and driving,
Ohh... I'll be driving... I'll just be way too shit faced too remember to pick you
Guys up.