Simpsons Spin-off Special Lyrics

Brockman: Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's
"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"
Featuring the Waylon Smithers dancers...
... and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ...
... and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the
word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!
Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family,
Come along and join the fun,
Come along and join the family
Join the family ... Simpson!
Roll Call!
Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge,
The TV mom whose hair is large!
Bart: Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now!
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
"Lisa": I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning!
Sophomore prom queen five years running!
Go-o-o-o, Lisa!
Bart: [Talking] Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. Stop the music.
Where's dad?
"Lisa": Here he is!
Homer: I'm hiding from the-the-the-the ghost!
Marge: Ghost? What ghost?
Homer: B-b-before the show you said we were having a special ghost
tonight.
Marge: I said we were having a special _guest_ tonight -- Mr. Tim
Conway!
Homer: What's a Tim Conway?
Conway: Oh, about 120 pounds.
Family: [singing] It's the Simpsons Family
Smile Time Variety
Hooooour!

Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities ... how
are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many
problems in the world?
Homer: Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and
good.
Marge: Christian love?
Homer: No. Candy! [climbs on table] Sweet, sweet, candy!
[the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]
Homer: [singing] I want candy!
Marge: But don't you want to end world famine?
Bart: I want candy!
Marge: Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
"Lisa": I want candy!
Marge: Well if you won't think of society's ills ...
H + B + L: [singing] I want candy!
Marge: At least, think of our dentist bills.