Size Of A Cow Lyrics

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon,

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
And these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was,

Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass,
I said, Oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow,
The size of a cow,

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage,
And only believe the things you see that are written on the page,
How easy would it be home in time for tea,
And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea,

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times,
And these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was,

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass,
I said, Oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow,
The size of a cow,
The size of a cow,

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
And these should be the best days of my life,

Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass,
I said, Oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow,
The size of a cow,

Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass,
I said, Oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow,
The size of a cow,
The size of a cow.