Smartass Lyrics

you've got a big black secret and you're dying to talk about it you say there's something i don't know about you but i seriously doubt it let me see if i can guess this should be fun are you seeing another man? yes got it in one i wish i wasn't always right i wish i didn't have all the answers you find me infuriating 'cause i never give anyone else a chance to say a word and that's because whatever they say i've already heard before ask me how wide is the world and i will tell you to the mile make you wish you hadn't asked such a smart ass asshole don't tell me when it started i think i already know was it that new years eve party about eighteen months ago how would i know when i wasn't even there well, i am omnipresent i'm every where and nowhere wish i wasn't always right... why do i feel so helpless if knowledge is real power and i saw all of this coming straight at me at a hundred miles an hour