Smile, You're On T.V. Lyrics

You are a target demographic

Smile, because you're on TV
A stunning documentary of what life is like growing up in America
Fast food life, quicker than a drive-thru
Commercial filled nights, selling us what's cool
We can do anything, because we saw it on TV
You are a target demographic
We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve
You are a target demographic

Smile, because you're a superstar
Everybody now know who you are, because you snuck inside your school and shot them all
You did it for the fame, and so we'd remember your name
The experts will say it's caused by video games
We can do anything, because we saw it on TV
You are a target demographic
We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve
You are a target demographic

Smile, because you're on TV
They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week
This is reality in the 21st century
With a murder on every screen, let me show you the latest ratings
Sign my petition please, to get Tom Cruise to play me in my movies in the week
How cool would that be?
I just secured a book deal
I'm signing autographs, and a seven-figure contract
For a network television mini-series and now:

We can do anything, because we saw it on TV
We can blame everything, and take no responsibility
You are a target demographic
Smile, because you're on TV
They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week

Say cheese