Songs For Old People Lyrics

Getting all the illnesses you never thought you would
Falling out of love like you never thought you could
Going to the seaside when it's way too cold
Life ain't worth living once you get old

And a sense of humor may be lost
And there may be wrinkled like a prune
But don't you hurt their feelings
Cause you know that they are immune

I'm going to change the world when I get old
I'll sign up for the one with the hearts of gold
And I may be withered like an old piece of leather
But I'll talk of more things than just the weather

And a sense of humor may be lost
And there may be wrinkled like a prune
But don't you hurt their feelings
Cause you know that they are immune