Lyrics to Soopaman Luva 7 (skit)
I just got back to the office, tired as fuck
About to roll me a blunt and shit
You know, that's what I do after work
And then there's a knock at my motherfuckin' door
And I'm like, who? What? Fuck
And that's when she walked in
And I'm like, damn
I could tell by her weave, she ain't have much money
And if she wanted a job from me, she's gonna end up paying in booty calls
And everyone knows I love pretty feet and booty calls
She said, "Good evening, Mr. Soopaman Luva
My name is ..., but my friends call me Lemon Tits
I'm here to inquire about a job from you"
And that's when I said, "A job? Bitch, I just got off work?"
And that's when she said, "Believe me, Mr. Soopaman Luva, it'll be worth your motherfuckin' while. I'ma take one of these cards off your desk and give you a call this week."
And I said, "Fine."
She took the card off my desk and she looked at my eyes and I looked at hers
And I can tell by her breath, she didn't have gum
And everyone knows I take hygiene very serious
I said, "Later, Ms... or Lemon Tits. I'll be waiting on your call."
And she said, "I bet you will, Mr. Soopaman Luva"
And I'm like, "This bitch gon' try to kill me"
About to roll me a blunt and shit
You know, that's what I do after work
And then there's a knock at my motherfuckin' door
And I'm like, who? What? Fuck
And that's when she walked in
And I'm like, damn
I could tell by her weave, she ain't have much money
And if she wanted a job from me, she's gonna end up paying in booty calls
And everyone knows I love pretty feet and booty calls
She said, "Good evening, Mr. Soopaman Luva
My name is ..., but my friends call me Lemon Tits
I'm here to inquire about a job from you"
And that's when I said, "A job? Bitch, I just got off work?"
And that's when she said, "Believe me, Mr. Soopaman Luva, it'll be worth your motherfuckin' while. I'ma take one of these cards off your desk and give you a call this week."
And I said, "Fine."
She took the card off my desk and she looked at my eyes and I looked at hers
And I can tell by her breath, she didn't have gum
And everyone knows I take hygiene very serious
I said, "Later, Ms... or Lemon Tits. I'll be waiting on your call."
And she said, "I bet you will, Mr. Soopaman Luva"
And I'm like, "This bitch gon' try to kill me"
