Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork) Lyrics

SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!

Well here's another one, so just sing along, if you're in the mood.
A parody song that was written about food.
They never get defeated, a song just like "Eat It",
Will make a brother really really HUNGRY!
I'm-a show you how so fill, up your plate and say,
'YEAH, OOH YEAH, YEAH!' It's gonna be great!
Put it in your mouth, move your teeth so you can chew dat!
Have a second course, so you get really fat. Be ruthless.
Exercise your teeth, so you don't become toothless
People who need a cavity search. Ow!
Peace to the brothers who like "Weird Al"!
The man is makin' millions, talkin' 'bout the rye or the kaiser,
The white stuff, my bologna,
Rocky road, taco grande, waffles, and lasagna!
Addicted to spuds, cause they're kinda like yams,
But the stuff I like most is Spam!

SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!
SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!

I'm a plate smashin', food mashin', stone col' glutton. OOH!
I ate a rack of lamb because I really love mutton. AAH!
A home cooked meal, or a box of K.F.C.,
You gotta understand it doesn't matter to me.
NEXT COURSE! Time to move on with the meal.
Doritos, Chunky Soup, bouquet of veal,
Meatballs, fish sticks, Peanut Butter Crunch.
By the time I'm done with breakfast it's time for lunch.
Eat a pizza pie, with pepperon-i.
Number three meal, WITH SUPER SIZE FRIES!
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, banana
Split served up on a big graham cracker.
A pickle is Vlasic. A Coke, it's a Classic.
By the time I'm done my size is Jurassic.
Life is worth livin' when I'm getting it delivery,
So come to my place, I'll be stuffin' up my face with SPAM!

... DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!
SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!

I'm a big boy, growin' up like jungle plants.
Hurry up and give me some fast food until I'm bustin' my pants.
Can't you see that I'm famished, for Twinkies so spongy.
I am a heavyweight! AND STILL I'M SO HUNGRY!
Don't take no food from out my mouth, because I bite when I chews
Many cashews and booze, I won't stop 'til I spews on your brand new shoes.
Um, excuse me. Here's my order. Ten orders of fries and,
A dozen apple pies and, seven Shamrock shakes,
and eleven diet sodas without ice and, a sundae would be so appetizin'!
Bu-bu-bu-but wait I'm not done! I want a bacon burger on a sesame bun,
And some meat in a can, you all know the plan.
B-boys make some noise, and just... eat Spaaaam!

SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!
SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!

(Monty Python Vikings in background begin chanting "Spam Spam Spam Spam" until music ends)

SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!
SPAM! DUN-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! LET THE PORK BE PORK!
SPAM! DUH-DUH-DAH! DUN-DUH-DAH! WITH A SPOON AND A FORK!
SPAM!

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAAAAAAM!