Spice Invaders Lyrics

Ahhh, relax your mind.
The spicy girls are here on the planet earth
Are you too spicy?
Yes!
Aye-yoo!
This song is full of valid information. Information like never wee with your knickers on
Hold, hold a minute, that's my phone! Hello?
Hello, um, about, I can't believe my, aaahhh
It's um, it's a mad woman. Get lost!
Melanie's always on the phone
I'm not always on the phone! I used to be always on the phone but now
I'm not cause I've got ear rot
And she's always late
No I'm not, it's my driver, he drives slow. I like this bit
I've never been any good at whistling
You can hum then, not whistle
Uh, hum? Eh ha
Where's Geri and Mel at this point?
I think they're asleep
I thought it was a bit quiet
No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere. And she's hugging thattree. Hug that tree, Geri!
You'd never guess what, you'd never believe this. Alright listen to this
Oh, what is it, Geri? What is it? What is it?
Listen, listen listen!
Friendship often survives the relationship from which it was neglected
What?
Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything! Don't you agree?Geri, is you readin' that out of a book?
Yeah. Ha ha
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ahhh!
That's what you got to do when you get really stressed, you just go Ahhh!
I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think
You're so cute. Ginger! You're just so cute
Alright Ginge, how's your beep!
No, it's Ginger like Ginger Rogers. It's not like ginge
Well, there's nothing wrong with being ginger
There is nothing wrong. I'm out of a bottle anyway
Ha ha ha
Baby, Posh and Ginger and we've got Scary and Sporty! Yeah!
Mixed together in a cooking pot, you have the Spice Girls!
Ba, ba, blah
I want that Indian bit to come again. Where is it?
Ahh, we are the chosen ones
It didn't last very long, did it?
Lift your knee up, tap it to the left. Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the leftThat could be a new dance
Ha, ha. We don't wanna get in trouble now do we? No, I don't know what you mean by that, though. I, you know, I tried to be defensive
Exactly
Exactly, exactly
I quite like that
Yeah, I do too