Spider And The Spaceship Lyrics

I don't think too clearly on matters sincerely
And matters sincerely seem cloudy at best
There's a debate about the mascot for a building in our neighbourhood
And linoleum chickens are growing out west

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship
Here's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean
Which one's more intelligent, the spider or the astronaut
And the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

Let's ponder this question, why did I eat peanuts
So pretty to look at, it might be extreme
That beautiful peanuts were there to be eaten
May somehow not fit in to Nature's great scheme

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship
Here's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean
Which one's more intelligent, the spider or the astronaut
And the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

Mr. Saturday Night is a cowboy in a motorcar
With a head full of answers to criminal schemes
His daddy's in prison and his friends are all fuckers
The car drinks petroleum, Mr. S runs on beans

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship
Here's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean
Which one's more intelligent, the spider or the astronaut
In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship
Here's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean
Which one's more powerful, the spider or the astronaut
In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen.