Sporting Ties Lyrics

The wife she washes the football strip
The wife buys my sports socks and irons my kit
I lose a golf shoe, the wife looks for it
And that's what I call teamwork
And that's what I call teamwork
The wife she repairs my badminton shorts
The wife types up the team reports
The wife feeds the kids whilst I'm on the court
And that's what I call teamwork
And that's what I call teamwork
And that's what I call teamwork