Spurtin' Joy Wherever I Go Lyrics

She's the one you could start a religion based on her ass
I realize that it's a bit heretical
God says don't covet thy neighbor's ass
Don't worship false idols
Don't lower your morals
But he never saw her shake her ass
She's got a killer bod Send lap dances to the Gods
Keep'em happy and away from any jihad
Jihad
Jihad
And I, I want a piece of her ass
I'd gladly sell my soul for a piece of her ass
I got refinement I've been to mass
But what I really need is a piece of her ass
Cause I'm spurtin' joy wherever I go
Spurtin joy wherever I go-go

She's the one who could unload every soldier's gun
The bible says you'd better not stray Lead us not into any temptation
But I got loads of contemption A permanent extension
I'm amazed He never wanted to get laid
She made ?harass? into two words Send lap dances to the gods
Keep'em happy and away from any jihad
Jihad
Jihad
And I, I want a piece of her ass
I'd gladly sell my soul for a piece of her ass
I got refinement I've been to mass
But what I really need is a piece of her ass
Cause I'm spurtin' joy wherever I go
Spurtin joy wherever I go-go