Squares Lyrics

[the exertion of the dance, the excitement of helen, and several beers have taken effect. inhibition and caution are forgotten. when helen suggests he have a few more beers, he's all for it. why not? everyone else is doing it. to refuse would be, "square," and they terrible label must be avoided at all costs.]

jeans were baggy, sagging
ragging bout some silly stuff we had
no one listens in the kitchen
fixin up their act

all the funny folks you bring around me, girl
but i never see you laugh
sorry girl you're far behind
at where it is you draw your line

don't bring your circle round here
they're all a bunch of squares
they're all a bunch of squares

stupid bastard's blasted
telling me what's cool
indie record label
check it retro record player
make it move

you think you're hanging with the winners girl
cause you never seen them lose
i'm sorry girl you're way behind
one where you choose to make your life

don't bring your circle round here
they're all a bunch of squares
they're all a bunch of squares

all the little bimbos tiptoe
to the middle of the room
ain't going gaga for no product
nada nothing new

well i said i'll see you later
so let's not make that soon
sorry girl, you're far behind
at where it is you draw your line

don't bring that circle round here
they're all a bunch of squares

[if you want to swing, call him. right now, he's got to split. take a trip from squaresville. live a little and see what it's like for yourself.]

sorry girl, you're far behind
at where it is you draw your line

don't bring that circle round here
they're all a bunch of squares

[...it man and get with the countdown. shake this square world and blast off for kicksville.]