Squirrels Lyrics

some folks they like chicken and steak me, they give me the belly ache but i could eat a squirrel, i could eat a score when i get done i could eat a dozen more 'cause there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em joke's on you if you buy your meat from a store it's a shame what folks pay good money for some folks they like shootin deer the got them big ol' trucks and their camouflage gear but i reckon they're workin' too hard i never take my gun out of my back yard there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em joke's on you if you're out in the wood 'cause the best hunting is right here in my neighborhood now my dad lived til he was ninety two and he ate squirrels just like i do never saw a doctor never took no pills just ate pickled peaches and squirrels there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them you can laugh at a fella like that for eatin' 'em joke's on you, yeah you're smarter than me but i got a strong heart and clear arteries i hear in france the french eat frogs and in some parts folks eat dogs well if it tastes good i say cook it if you don't like how it look, well, don't look at it there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em joke's on you if you never tried it go on now fella just take a bite out of it cows do more drugs than athletes and god only knows what goes in chicken feed but squirrels, they only eat nuts so i eat squirrels and nothing but there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em joke's on you if you buy your meat from a store shame what folks pay good money for