Squirrely Whup Ass Lyrics

You are so ugly
so butt-ugly
why won't you die?
I would like to stab you
in the eye with a really hot french fry
you never shut up
what the fuck's up
with your chosen path
you're so stupid
I have to open up a can of squirrely whup ass
open up a can of squirrely whup ass
open up a can of squirrely whup ass