St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Lyrics

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . .

Saint Alphonzo
Saint Alphonzo
Saint Alphonzo
Saint Alphonzo
Ooo-ooo-WAH . . .



(Thanks to lyricsfinder for correcting these lyrics)