Straight Vedge Lyrics

I eat eggs but I don't eat meat
(He still eats cheese)
No ham, lamb, pork, turkey or beef
(Mostly veggies)
But I still love cooking with gas
As well as speeding 'round the track
Not to mention J-Nev's funky bass lines
You could find me drinking all night
(Schooners or pints)
But you would never catch me in a fist fight
(A placid guy)
Straight Vedge (x4)
I care for human plus animal
(It's quite normal)
But I still get stuck behind the eight ball
(Play jump shot rule)

Straight Vedge (x4)