Straight White Middle Class Male Lyrics

I'm a straight white middle class male I don't see how I can fail So why won't the governor return my calls Must be because I'm not tall I'm a straight white middle class male The type that's bound to prevail So how come I didn't get the job? Must be because I don't do Windows 95 I'm a straight white middle class male They say everything's for sale So why am I not in the top ten? Must be because I've only got six inch Nails I'm a straight white middle class male I'll never need no bail So why are they jackin' me around Must be because They're done with all the others