Sun, Oh Sun! Lyrics

Sun, oh sun! I love it when you shine!
You warm my heart with your ultra-violet light.
You warm my friends and the family I come from.
You warm my heart for my ultra-violet love.

But sun, oh sun, tell me why
You've been spotted in the Arab sky?
The NSA's been tracking all your rays
And terrorists don't even like sunny days.
(And even if they did, they wouldn't be getting any anyways.)

Sun, oh sun! I know you're meaning well.
But sun, times are complicated, and it would do you well
To drop all of this socialist bullshit and look out for yourself.
Cos even if you're with us you might still be against us
And we won't hesitate to send you to a sunny day in hell!

But sun, oh sun, tell me why
You've been spotted in the Arab sky?
You know that I can't help you if you won't try,
So tell them you got lost even if that's a lie.
(And I sure hope you can explain what you were doing in
Cuba, China, North Korea, Panama, Angola, Congo, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Venezuela, Haiti,.. )