Talking To Groupies Is For Bands... Lyrics

Lazy Daisy that truck stop trick
Could have been a lady if she weren't such a
bitch
Sought to leave from the heavens above
For spending time with
Beelzebub

A simple life is the trucker's style
They drive and drive,
there's no shut-eye
When night fall surrounds, he flashed on his brights
Here
comes Daisy, you'd better think twice

Lazy Daisy that truck stop
trick
Could have been a lady if she weren't such a bitch
Sought to leave from
the heavens above
For spending time with Beelzebub

Lazy Daisy that truck
stop trick
Cigarette conversations got him into this mess
He should have left
her alone and escaped with the rest
Now he's got a tab running with the Devil
himself

She's not checked but he's got hope for her yet
No reason not to
pull out the bed
When the lights go out, she'll scream and she'll shout
You
can pay for this or you can take her out
Lazy Daisy, you're driving me
crazy
Clouding my thoughts and my thinking's all hazy
When I'm counting my
dough
She's asking for more
Lazy Daisy, why are you such a whore?

Never
thought to trip the alarm when they found her daddy's name inked on her
arm
She's a little missy making her rounds
Asking all the boys, 'will you
miss me?'

She chased me down and she took my crown
She checked me out and
then she turned me in
I never should have gotten that close
Lazy Daisy, quit
removing your clothes