Televangelisticexpialidocious Lyrics

If you knew what I was thinking
You would refrain from blinking
I know what's best for you and I'll shove it down your throat
You'll fucking choke on it
And I'll make you regret
The day you ever crossed paths with me

Cause I see
Everything
Clearly
Through my patriotic glasses
I swear to god I'm not a fascist

We're so damn smug
It's gonna get us killed
I guess I'm paranoid
It's another cheap thrill