Tequila And Options Lyrics

Most nights I'm a Michelob Light
Need some advice
Pretty far from a barfly
But now that she's gone, I'm pullin' patron
To push me on through the hard times
You're damn good at spilling the truth to me
Don't take me wrong, I know usually

You pour me a drink and give it to me straight
And serve up some "get her back" ideas
But tonight
It's no questions asked, so fill up my glass
'Cause the difference between your opinion and tequila
Is this time bartender, I just asked for tequila

Just for my troubles, make it a double
And one for the empty barstool
If ya leave me the bottle, it ain't a problem
No way José, I'll argue
Looks like I'll be here till to 2 or 3
I hate to be that guy, I know usually

You pour me a drink and give it to me straight
And serve up some "get her back" ideas
But tonight
It's no questions asked, so fill up my glass
'Cause the difference between your opinion and tequila
Is this time bartender, I just asked for tequila
I asked for tequila, yeah

Another four or five for those folks playing pool
Hell I'll buy you one too
Yeah, if that's cool
Barkeep no offense, you can keep your two cents
While my new Casamigos join in

Pour me a drink and give it to me straight
Don't serve up those "get her back" ideas
'Cause tonight
It's no questions asked, just fill up my glass
'Cause the difference between your opinion and tequila
Is this time bartender
Yeah, this time bartender
Oh, this time bartender
I just asked for tequila
I asked for tequila
I asked for tequila