Thank Q Lyrics

Q: Bonjour, Mon Capitan!

I was stuck on a starship in outer space.
I needed to think of a way to make life interesting. Na na na!
There has to be a better being.
Sing it again, an omnipotent being, to have some fun with. Hmmm.
So I thought up this song,
To show my appreciation for being so awesome.
You don't know how much you mean to me.

Ever since your royal inquisition way back at the Farpoint mission.
You're right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
Commander Riker was a fool, because he could have been just as cool.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)

(Geordi and Worf and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Sisko and Quark and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Tuvok and Kes and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Chakotay, Dax, and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Bop Mmm Bop!

Jean Luc Picard has never faced a villain,
Who can style, and profile, and raise Hell like you can.
Even on Deep Space Nine you, vanished away the whole crew,
And so Sisko hit you.
You know I'll never complain,
'Cause you're the biggest bad-ass in the quadrant since Trelane.
Q: What a pity.
You don't know how much you mean to me.

And when the troops were getting bored, you introduced us all to the Borg.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
I jumped up and cheered for more, when you hid inside the warp core.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
And even without all your powers, you kept us rolling for hours.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
You sure showed off a lot of moxie battling with Robin of Locksley.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)

(Geordi and Worf and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Sisko and Quark and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Tuvok and Kes and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Riker, Jean Luc!
(Chakotay, Dax, and Odo)
Riker, Riker, Riker, Break it down now!

Data! Data! Da-a-ata, ha! Da-a-a- Data!
I said Data! Data! Da-a-ata! Data! Ooh-ooh-ooh-Data!

You took Jean Luc back to his youth, and showed him the moment of truth.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
And back on Voyager it was grand, when you called yourself to the stand.
You were right there, (and right there!) and I thank Q.
(Thank both of you! Thank the baby Q!)
Whether he's casual or fancy, thank God for John DeLancie.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
One thing you must admit my friend, all good things don't come to an end.
You were right there, and I thank Q. (Thank Q!)
The universe won't be sublime, 'til you're starring in "Star Trek 9".
You were right there, and I thank Q.

I will not promise never to return again!

Q: Humans.