Thankyou Lyrics

Thankyou for being born as you
For giving up those other lives as squeeky toys and day old stew
Thankyou and the kettle's on the brew
So thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything

Thankyou for boiling my esteem
For looking down the barrel when your singing slightly off the beam
Thankyou, you've made us all a team
So thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything

Thankyou for stuffing up so well
When all mistakes are grand creative genius it's hard to tell
Thankyou for tapping on my shell
So thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything

Thankyou for mumbling in mime
With you and your damn muppet head, ridiculous is so sublime
Thankyou, such honesty's a crime
So thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything

When the birds and bees went to work on you they went berserk
In a flap and all a buzz adding lots of extra fuzz
And extra blood and extra snot, "make it one with the lot"
The larynx of a whale, an extra puppy dog's tail
When the Stork arrived to pick you up, 'twas the party of all parties
They had broken with tradition, adding sugar, spice and smarties
The Stork shook his head as they sealed you with a kiss
Thinking "I'm not sure the world is really ready for all this"
But you made it here and in the womb you thought, "they'll never trap me"
When you leapt out with a squeal, the doctor yelled, "somebody slap me!"
Then you ate and cried and slept a bit, then ate some more, I'll bet
and here you are a blinking star on whom the Earth will never set

Thankyou for coming here today
when everything is said and done the only thing to do is say
Thankyou and potter on my way
So thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything