The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton Lyrics

the best ever death metal band out of denton

were a couple of guys

who'd been friends since grade school

one was named sirus

the other was jeff

and they practiced twice a week in jeff's bedroom

the best ever death metal band out of denton

never settled on a name

but the top three contenders

after weeks of debate

were satan's fingers and the killers and the hospital bums

jeff and sirus believed in their hearts

they were headed for stage lights and lear jets

and fortune and fame

so in script that made prominent use of a pentagram

they stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names

this is how sirus got sent to the school

where they told him he'd be famous

and this was why jeff

in the letters he'd write to his friend

helped develop a plan to get even

when you punish a person for dreaming his dream

don't expect him to thank or forgive you

the best ever death metal band out of denton

will in time both outpace and outlive you

hail satan

hail satan

tonight

hail satan

hail, hail