The Bluntacolypse Lyrics

It came from on high
It's smoke filled the sky
Citizens were fried
Bluntacolypse nigh

50 stories tall
Smashing though the walls
As buildings did fall
They sent out the call

SOS

The military, army, air force and marines
They all came through in full attack but could do nothing at the scene
This montrous creature smashing, smoking, stomping through the streets
Had this effect that made them want to play video games and eat

It was a blunt
400 foot blunt
And their united front could do nothing at all
The enemy was too powerful
The smoke filled the air and made them choke
'Til their resolve was broke
Like laughing gas it swiftly knocked them on their ass

Get me the awesome party squad
The mayor shouted into the red phone' sreciever
"Get me the awesome party squad
They are the ones that we need to be here
Get me the awesome party squad
This is essential to our very survival
Get me the awesome party squad, go"

At A.P.S. HQ the crew was being fly when shining bright outside our window came the signal in the sky
We finished off our beers and ran out quickly to the van ready to aid and serve the public like only our squadron can

We saw a blunt
400 foot blunt
Standing right out front of city hall
The police could do nothing at all
Surprised, could not believe our eyes
Impressed by its size
Hurried and scanned the scene as we devised a plan

We split into 4 groups, divide and conquer with our troops
Knowing that if we did, we'd get it surrounded
Scaling up the building was key we knew and just the thing
Get up to its level and send it back to hell

Repelling down from on our ropes from up high was our only hope to get into a position from which we could attack and win
We climbed up on the monster's back and swiftly began our attack; were well into the fight
And then it happened, a moment of zen