The Disadvantages Of A High-Fiber Diet Lyrics

When I was constipated
anger made me wanna make a change
Then I was so elated
fiber made me happy once again
You put that fiber in your bowl
And then you'll let out your soul
Gonna die of high fiber

When I was so impacted I attacked
And won some worthy wars
Cleared out my anal tract
and I forgot what I was fighting for
You put that fiber in your bowl
And then you'll let out your soul
Gonna die of high fiber