The Halloween Store Lyrics

Keep your receipts and return your candles to the store (candles to the store)
Your hopes are lacking helium
Like your childhood memories, it was me (was me)
I jammed the tape into your DVD

Player
Don't let it eat your fingers
Don't bleed all over the carpet floor, 'cause

'Cause I won't clean you up
With gauze and bandages

And you were tired of being beautiful anyway
So now the deal is off and you'll be leaving soon
You made me look like a
Pathetic excuse of a man for loving you

You can live in that fishbowl forever
With your castles and small rocks
And we'll all stop to stare at you
And your beautiful blue fins

I'll be the one
Tapping on the glass
And scaring the piss out of you
And you wouldn't like that, would you?

And we were tired of being beautiful anyway
So now the deal is off and you'll be leaving soon
You made me look like a
Pathetic excuse of a man for loving you

With my eyes closed cause I don't care enough
T-t-to creep you the hell out

And we were tired of being beautiful anyway
So now the deal is off and you'll be leaving soon
You made me look like a
Pathetic excuse of a man for loving you