The Idiot Lyrics

i've tried everything but it doesn't seem to work
perfect gentleman but still the perfect jerk
i dub myself the idiot king of stupid things
don't tell me i know

close but no cigar is my philosophy
i hang my head up low so everyone can see
i've tried my hand at love but loving's not for me
don't tell me i know

the idiot
the idiot
the idiot