The Inevitable Story Of My Homosexualized Woodlouse Friend Lyrics

My Woodlouse Is Pregnant
I Has Many Segments
It Is Very Hairy
It's Gay Like A Fairy
It's Boyfriend Is Called John
He Is Woman
He Likes To Have Fun
With His Big Pink Strap-On

and I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
and I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
and I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
He Likes It Long and Hard

Yesterday My Woodlouse
Made His Own Little Greenhouse
And In It He Made Love
To a 200ft Dove
He Went To The Gay Bar
To Pick Up His Papers
So He Could Smoke A Joint
But Lets Get To The Point

I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
and I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
and I Know He Likes It Up The Anal Hole
He Likes It Long and Hard

Wood Louse, Bum Louse

I Like To Eat Woodlice For My Tea
I Like To Eat Woodlice With Chips And Peas