The Laughing Gnome Lyrics

I was walking down the Height Street When I heard foot steps behind me And there was a little old man Starlet and grey, chapling away Well, he trotted back to my house And he sat beside the deli With his tiny hands on his tummy Chapling away, laughing all day Oh, I'll have to report you to the gnome office, gnome office Hahaha - Hihihi I'm a laughing gnome and you can't get me Hahaha - Hihihi I'm a laughing gnome and you can't get me Said the laughing gnome Well, I gave him roasted toadstools And a glass of dandelion wine Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne Carried his bag and gave him a fag I'm going to be all right boy Hey, where do you come from Gnome man land - Oh, really In the morning when I woke up He was sitting on the edge of my bed With his brother whose name was Fred He brought him along to sing me a song All right, let's hear it Yeah, what's that clicking noise That's Fred, he's a lectric man And didn't you got a home to got to Ho, we're no lands Didn't they lead you to get your airgut at school You look like a rolling gnome No, not at the London School of Economics Now they're staying at the chimney And we're living on caviar and honey - hurray 'Cause they're earning me lots of money Writing comedy prose for radio shows It's you, it's the gnome service of course