The Local Cops A Cunt Lyrics

Just got in from the local
Had to try the local brew
And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two
About you local yokels
And what yous get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you

[CHORUS]
He said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a
What did i say?
The local cops a cunt

The local mayors a fucking dickhead
His wifes the local snob,
The local bank managers a fucking wanker and so's the local cop.
The local sparky's a fucking cowboy
The local plumbers making a mint
The local undertakers a fucking weirdo
And the local lawyers full of shit

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The local bookie's a shonky bastard
The local race is fucking rigged
The local publican ought to be fucking hung for watering down the piss
The local pollie's a fucking gin jockey
And heres something else i know
The local cricket team aint worth fucking shit
The local footy teams a fucking joke

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The local butchers full of blow flies
The local dogs are full of fleas
The local barbers a fucking butcher
The local kids are fucking thieves
The local car yard is a fucking rip-off
And so's the local show
And the local cops a dead set cunt but i mentioned that a minute ago
When i said

The local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a what did i say?
The local cops a cunt
Big finish.
1,2,3,4
The local cops a cunt

(Thanks to Adam for these lyrics)