The Mormon Remedy Lyrics

[Parody of Jason Mraz - The Remedy]

Well I saw two Elders walking round today,
And behind closed doors,
I tried to make them go away,
Cause they were preaching on my holiday,
I shouldn't drink.
But something that they said,
Made me think.
I said, something that they said,
About hanging from a thread,
It made me worry when I'm dead,
I said, it's not too far ahead,
They would cure me of all of my sins, Yeah,
If you listen to us and let the Spirit in,

You let us in,
The Spirit will begin,
The Continual Companion,
I say, the blessing is,
Is that it's based upon,
The precepts of your righteousness,
I say the Spirit tells you right from wrong,
And like it says 3rd Nephi,
You should always shine your light, keep it on,
If you don't do what's right right,
The Spirit will be gone without the Light!

I will repent of my sins today!
I will repent of my sins today!

Well I heard two men talking on the patio,
They popped in a DVD and then made us watch a show,
The tears were staining all our eyes,
And we had to get baptized,
They were counting down the days
To help the brother in the Holy Font after this,
Now the spiritual bliss,
Where the sinning and the evil are now an abyss,
To your temptation,
Salvation,
Cause the spirit came along and you decided to just let Him in,

(Chorus)

When I fall again,
I know I'll be fine,
As long as I hurry and don't waste the time,
I can still go repent,
And then I'll still shine,
And I'll tell you why.

(Chorus)

I will repent of my sins today!
(I will I will)
I will repent of my sins today!
(I will I will)
I will repent of my sins today!
(I will I will)
I will repent of my sins today!

(Thanks to Warky for these lyrics)