The Mummy Lyrics

I'm a mummy, I scare people Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) I was born one thousand Nine hundred and fity-nine years ago My daddy was a mummy, too Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) I don't try to scare people I really came back to life To buy a copy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb But people run from me Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) I wish there was somebody somewhere Who wasn't afraid of me, oh, well Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a mummy (that's cool) I'm a mummy (you mean you're a mother) No, I'm a mummy (I'm a beatnik) People are afraid of me (yeah, I'm hip) I was born one thousand Nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago (Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig) Where can I buy a copy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb (Ooh, man, I don't dig that trash You know like Brubeck, Shearing Modern Jazz Quartet) I'm a mummy (Man, you got a warped groove) Aren't you afraid of me Aren't you gonna scream (Oh, yeah, like, help)