The Night Of The Axe Lyrics

Shit, I can't fucking take thisAll this fucking pressure, I'm dyingMake me go motherfucking crazyI got all these motherfuckersEvery where I goThey gonna come down on me(Background: Why don't you get a job, man?)Oh no, here they come, manStop it, man, stop it, manI can't fucking take it, HAHAHAHAHCome on, man HAHA HAHAThere's no ouhahahatShowed up at your high school promWith an axe in my motherfucking palmAnd I jumped out the first date swingingNecks and backs went flinging and a toeI went psychopathicChoping throats with a hatchetCuz they try to get meSo I took a head with meRan down the hall butt-nakedIf you gotta life I'm a take, huhCuz I got it going onAnd I broke to the female john (AAAH!)Motherfuckers think I'm sickYou ever seen a bitch take a shit, fuck datA lot of dookie-ass beefCuz female shittin' is news to meClimbed up the fire escapeHow many lives can one motherfucker take?One life, two life, three life, fourThrow me a mach 10 I'll vow to take moreFifty lives coming out, eightyFuck this, I'm finna whoop this ladyTied the bitch up to the lightpostSlapped her in her face cuz I'm psychoBeat her down and beat her up......Fucking slutSo bitch make me wonderKicked her gut and left my numberCall me, fucking nymphoThen I threw her out the windowBroke and I climbed up a tree, guyCame back down, I don't know whyStraight up insanityDamn, if it ain't a familyI hope they come home soonCuz I'm waiting in the bedroomI'm gone and I ditched the rideAnd left the dead Wilsons insideJetting and I'm hopping fencesFinning through like my man in Caline, TexasCuz I'm psycholisticYou look once and you missed itLook twice and it caught your eyeMe, beating the shit out of some guyWith a bag of bricksImpressing them dirty-ass sewer chicksA club, though, you can't trustShould of known when I jacked the busFourteen passengers riding itOne naked psycho driving itAnd we go and grip itAnd they're be no slippingCuz I'm thinking the worstShit like woman and children die firstMake you shiverWhen I drove that bitch in the riverEverybody diesOnly me survivesInnocent fucks is what I wantSo I'm heading for the restarauntThere's always gotta be a heroBut I can't be stopped with silver bulletsOr a wooden stakeIt's your life I quickly takeDon't talk shit, I take 'emTake your life, take your lifeCoppers and choppers persueThe boys in blue, the whole carooI do what they never thinkSo I'm heading for the 18th precinctCuz when they finally call it quitsI'll be there to cut their necksAnd that's what I didI hate a fucking pigI get a job at the Donut ShopJust to poison the copCut-o-pathicAnd I'll fuck you up in a straight jacketCuz they finally got meBroke my legs and shot meBut I'm still laughingCuz of what happened on the night of the axeOn the night of the axe (just psycho)...AAAH!!!