The Perfect Job Lyrics

1.Strophe Hi, I?m David, but not Hasselhoff, ?cause I work at the movies next to machine that often pops my parents don?t like me not a clue of a girlfriend but I?ve got fellow sufferers, soulrelatives these yellow cornies abandoned from the rest white pride of the popcorn machine; je déteste disliked by consumers they won?t ever pop like me, that?s why I save them, but I still hate my job Refrain At 1am I?m finally free ? hey hey Take off the sweaty clothes hanging on me Put down my little hat, Which makes you look like a jerk ?cause of its shape of a popcorn oh I hate my fucking work But when I?m done I?m finally free ? hey hey To collect the unpopped corns waiting for me And this reminds me of my passion Like other guys like fashion A step further to the perfection of my unpopped corns collection 2.Strophe Papa told me: ?Well, my little boy, if you want to have a save job go to the flight branch Ouw! The Pilot school was too hard for me, But I am a good son And I do, what daddy tells me So to say I followed his advice But that old ladies slap my ass Was a little surprise Yeah! I am on the plane, but not as its master but as a steward, who serves the people, oh what a disaster Refrain And when dad comes, it?s a mess for me ? hey hey have to ask Jim for the cockpit?s key (to) pretend I*?d have his job oh, I feel like a slob play the instruments like a jerk oh, I hate my fucking work But when dad comes, the whole crew must do ? hey hey has to do what I want them to do and then I feel like like a king what just misses is the ?bling? and daddy says to me: ?Hey son, good to have thee!? Funky Bridge Refrain But after all. I have finished my job, ( Hey, hey) The university?s a better shop aeronautical engineering! I have found my real vocation! I am fond of innovation And I feel like on vacation! Me too, I have finished my job ( Hey, Dave!) A film director once came to our shop When he saw me playing with my corns He was surprised and really torn Now I?m actor and well-known That?s what I really want