The Pig Lyrics

It was early last December As near as I remember Oh I staggered down the street In tipsy pride Soon I lay down in the gutter Thinking thoughts I cannot utter When a pig came up And lay down by my side Two old ladies passing by Oh gave me the choiceness eye And laying there I over heard one say Stststst, uh,uh,uh,uh You can tell a man who boozes By the company he chooses Then?..the pig got up and slowly walked away